Comments on: valley of the boob(s)

By: Deborah

Deborah — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:09:59 +0000

I left this for a time when it could be thoroghly and deliciously savored. Yum.

Looking forward to the next installment. Here’s hoping you and the surgeon are simpatico.

By: RJW

RJW — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:59:45 +0000

I am not sure what to say, but to agree with Sporks to say that your writing is wonderful and thoroughly engrossing. Oh I can comment with authority that those male bozos who are playing/adjusting themselves in public are just pigs because it is unnecessary. Athletes on the other hand have different issues because of protective equipment.

By: Sporks

Sporks — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:25:31 +0000

I thought I would find the darkening of the eyes the most disturbing thing in this post until I saw the kitten coming out of the boobs. Sure that’s not a growth?

I maintain that your following is dedicated to your writing (and who wouldn’t be) in such a way that this length post that begins and ends at the, well, beginning is engrossing from beginning to end.

Oh, and for the record, the monetary “cost” of doing this is so not relevant to me. You being happy with nice little Bs (or smaller, if Dr. Wonderful can manage it) is.

By: weese

weese — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:43:31 +0000

Ok – so I know that I should be focused on your plight…but I can’t stop laughing long enough.
Sorry, I am callous that way. Then again, it’s your own fault. How do you expect me to read this and then worry. Can’t do it.

It’s too funny… no, no – not your lopsidedness, as I would consider that endearing. And certainly not your quest to find a doctor best suited to provide you with the level playing field you desire … or would that be your wife’s playing field…

It’s your writing dear heart. I adore it. I adore you.

That said… I think you should consider heading East for your modifications.

We are a small breasted society on this coast. Implants are mostly desired by those who cannot afford them. Not to mention that we are in close proximity to some of the most renowned surgical centers in the country, if not the world.
So while it’s true the City of Angels boasts more plastic surgeons per capita –the real issue is quality – not quantity. As evidenced by your own desires.
Let me know when you’ll be in town. We’ll make you jello shots for your recovery.

By: alice, uptown

alice, uptown — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:11:52 +0000

Strange to embark on your surgical needs in a boob body shop. I suspect it’s only going to get more surreal from here. How many boob jobs per capita get performed in LA county in a given year? All my luck finding the surgeon of your dreams, or some reasonable fascimile thereof…

For those of us with special surgical needs, how do you shop for a doctor? I need neck surgery AND a D&C: do I line the surgeons up like planes over LAX? What is the etiquette of who goes first? Do I need an air traffic controller to figure out who gets first dibs at me while I’m unconscious? More to follow…

By: eb

eb — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:48:21 +0000

I am totally pissed off at Sonya. But, I suppose it’s a good thing you found out early that was not a professional office. You want professionalism when it comes to a boob-ectomy.

I wonder if my before and after pics are on the Internets? I never really thought about looking.

I’ve never understood women who want big boobs. Intellectually, I get it. But I had ‘em and it’s just no fun. Comparatively speaking, I still have ‘em but smaller big ones are so much better. Still, I would love to have gone to a ‘b’ cup.

Speaking of less, a co-worker came into my office today and asked if I had Super Glue. No kidding. Instead of just saying, “Elizabeth, I want to see your hair,” he asked for Super Glue.

If, after your surgery, someone in your office asks for Super Glue, you’ll know the motive.

By: KMae

KMae — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:33:27 +0000

OMG!! BRILLIANT writting!
And I’m wondering why I never thought of reverse inhansing for my lopsidded Breasts instead of the obvious adding a few inches on one side to match the other. Glad I never bothered at this point in life, but then again – it’s not that obvious in a bra. – only naked. And it’s not such a big disparity because if it had been, I would not have been able to embrace it thru the years as you have! Best of luck & please hurry with the rest of your story here!